Marq and Misk a.k.a the boyz

Identical twin sons of the Dwarven King currently missing in action. Sent with Lori, Artemus, Rivka, Raetenon and Zarg-nar to represent the Dwarven empire, to teach them about the world and to get them out of the bleedin' way.

Marq: We's is like dwarves mate and 'cause of Lisk, we's is now the Kings of the Dwarves.

Misk: Yeah.

Marq: Shuuut uuup. I'm tellin' this. So, we met right, this Lori Silverblade chick who turns out to be an elven princess right...

Misk: And a roolly good sort she is to...

Marq: and we managed right, to help her and stuff, and killed the guy that killed our father....

Misk: (sob sniffle)

Marq: Sos, we gets to hang around with her and stuff, drinking ale, eat'n green stew and protect'n the person of Rivka

Misk: kwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. c o o g a r s h i r t...mmmmmm

Marq: She's a human mate and god o'blimy, what a looker she is!!!!! Anyways, we gets things for them, jobs, money, hang onto things and always manage right, to find 'em even when we gets lost don't y' know. Yeah were always gettin them out a trouble.

Misk: Yeah, and we's is the toughest living dwarves there is mate!!!!

(Rest of transcript uncompleted as Marq finally get sick of Misk's intrusions into his story and promptly attacks him with one of his various axes, do not worry this is normal behavoiur they'll be fine.)

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